|POPS - "A Glamour Don't"
||Former Greater Reading Open Award
winner (most honest golfer, biggest hazard, closest to clubhouse, ladies
division runner-up among other distinguished awards) bails out of this year's open to try
his luck at local theatrical productions. Let's hope he is better at acting than
golf - cause he really sucks at golf.
|Meats before he found out Burnsie kicked him out of his
foursome. Meats helping burnsie out of his car after
finding out he was cut.
picture perfect swing
to take a divot at Twin Ponds could have disastrous results.
Click here for reverse angle replay.
last years championship round, the rat had quite a few beverages which caused his plumbing
to back up. HE took care of the situation much like
he does in his front yard.
line has rat as a long shot for this year's open - rumor has it he has been spending to
much time at the 19th hole
|Ads finally learns how to use the timer on his new
camera. Nice wall Ads!
your kids off CRACK!!!! For bonus points - name
|Pops - giving burnsie the "thumbs up" or
something like that.
||Rat overcomes some difficult sand shots to win the open
- Imitation is the highest form of flattery
"eat me" Tortellini says - if you take that thing
out you better be ready to use it.
at the size of Oki's club
play poker with the Howard boys - just ask Burnsie
|The MVP of every Reading
||Pops and Burnsie
|Donovan likes it on top
||Ed cheater Burns
before he packed on an extra 100 pounds. Ed after
a good meal
|Nobody likes this guy more
||Don't forget the poker game
|Dum and Dummer or click here for a solo of Dum
||Dick McCoy - before
he dicks you
|Burnsie's most effective
||The Graterford foursome on
|Burnsie scores 2
hookers after winning 1987 reading Open Champion
1988 Reading open and reduces celebration to 1 hooker.
|Wolfie collects his
closest to the pin money after camping out at the 18th hole for 2 hours to make sure
nobody cheated. Coincidentally, this was the only year the last foursome failed to
win the cash money
||Jimi "no past"
Lynham ( if you look closely you can see the Norton hat) celebrates another most
honest golfer award as Mike "pussywhipped" Hooven makes a rare appearance and
wins some bogus award. In the background is Mark
"slam" Dunkin just hours before his incarceration at the hands of Ridley's
|Ridley Vo-tech golf
||I'm Tiger Woods
|The village idiot
||Hey, where did all this Norton
stuff come from?
|Suggested attire at
Brainiac's stuffy Heidelberg Country Club. Suggested attire
at the Reading Open - especially for the Women's division
||Ridley Moron arrested
after winning Reading open low net
|Norton guys working off
a hangover after 5 hours of electric slide at the Sheraton with burnsie and Ginger
Lynn. And what's with the matching golf shirts.
||"Come on Pops, spot the
chief a twenty, the chief's MAC card is demagnetized, you know the chief is good for
it. The chief's looking good tonight, she's into the chief's antics -
|Fat, lazy, and stupid -
is no way to go through life son.
||The Reading Open celebrates diversity - even child molesters can play. We also have shysters, the mentally challenged,
x-cons, alcoholics, narcissists, old
nascar morons and new nascar idiots
|Last - But not least - POPS in HEAVEN