| Whatever those guys are drinking - give me a double | Twins - Separated at birth - "It's like looking in the mirror." | |
| This guy is obviously one of the few golfers who is not a card carrying "I Hate Burnsie" club member | I hope Bill IV is a better golfer (and plumber) and Bill III. | |
| Stinky and Stinky's Buddy - which one is which? | "Van de Velde" Snyder's chokes up and slices on the play-off hole. | |
| Dennis Cappo and Ed "I missed another anniversary" Boudman arrive fashionably late to the Meet the players cocktail party. | Believe it or not Luke's brother wins and another award | |
| Pete "Frenchy" Blanchet shows excellent form - how do he hit 106? | Julie, after finding out that you have to count gimmes, decides to putt every 1 footer rather than pick up - this brings golf course to a halt | |
| Herb "It's not like he's a real doctor - he went to Penn State" McGrath picks up the long drive award. | Two kids and a pig - and there is a hog's head also | |
| Kathy Houck let's her husband accept longest putt award | L'il step-Witzee makes the old man proud | |
| Dave "golf for free" Seivert is still steamed that he had to pay for this tourney | Honest, I never met this guy before today officer | |
| Frenchy accepts rookie of the year award even though his golf game was pathetic | The Braintrust minus Andy | |
| The perfect family | Franco Harris relaxes on the beach | |
| Another class act | Luke sinks another 30 footer for birdie | |
| This is scary !!! | Meats, after finally admitting to burnsie that he sucks at golf and has reached rock bottom, learns to enjoy himself with another 100+ round. | |
| Phil is all hat - no swing; and who is that loser with you | A young Meats | |
| Pops - that's a good look for you | Rat inadvertently drops his winnings - hopefully my boy pocketed some of it. | |
| Pops- that's not a good look for you | You can take the boy out of Collingdale - but you can't take the Collingdale out of the boy. | |
| Mouse helping himself to a mixed drink - not a beer - you got that ET. | "Eat me" Tortellini, hoping to validate her nickname during the tourney, goes unsatisfied (what else is new, rat) and shoots a 121. | |
| Stinky (or is it Stinky's buddy) wins long drive and is awarded book titled "how to bath more than once per month" | The clueless foursome | |
| And this guy wins every year - you gotta be kiddin. A kinder, gentler picture of the STATS | The new fashion plate |
